August 21, 1979
"Let me advice you of the options ... you can pay the $2 parking ticket you got yesterday now…"
April 23, 1979
"Burger court"
September 1, 1976
"Guilty"
March 1, 1976
"We have every reason to believe we'll get a fair hearing on your hair length case from judge Follicle"
February 10, 1976
"US Supreme Court"
July 26, 1974
"We should have asked for the spools, too"
January 17, 1973
"I'm not sure how effective he'll be as a watchdog now"
November 20, 1972
"Just follow the signs"