December 12, 1979
"We can begin the hostage trials, your honor - their court-appointed attorney has arrived"
August 22, 1979
"It makes me yearn for the good old days when the Shah would have hung us by the thumbs"
August 21, 1979
"Let me advice you of the options ... you can pay the $2 parking ticket you got yesterday now…"
January 26, 1979
"Could you change it to an economy model? Maybe knock of some frills … like the head and arms?"
September 18, 1978
"That's interesting. Do you have huff and puff insurance on your house?"
July 4, 1978
"It's very imposing, but you know it's hollow inside"
"Guess who?"