January 18, 1979
"We should bring in a bumper crop…. Right sign of the moon, fertile soil, tested seed ..."
March 20, 1978
"Your medical bill-now you'll have something specific to worry about"
July 1, 1977
"Bill"
May 1, 1977
"Notice how there's never any fallout in the immediate vicinity?"
December 10, 1975
"I'm satisfied with the things I already have- but I was wondering if you cold haul some stuff away"
July 30, 1975
"Want buy a ticket? We've organized a pool on when and if you'll ever use the front door"
December 23, 1974
"It's discouraging - we come up with a bill Ford is willing to sign and Gromyko vetoes it"
December 9, 1974
"We're trying, congressman, but the prospects aren't good for finding you a Sagittarius-Capricorn on the cusp with blue eyes and superior arithmetical skills before the full House approves the caucus resolution"
December 2, 1974
"If they adopt that rule, next season we'll have designated splitters"
November 15, 1974
"The long range weather forecast is clam, less windy in 1975 than in previous years"
January 17, 1973
"I'm not sure how effective he'll be as a watchdog now"
July 5, 1972
"I see a rather eventful second week in July for you - also, I think I've found the source of your arithmetical difficulties"
