August 10, 1979
"You'll have to leave, Ma- my friend here says this town ain't big enough for the two of you"
May 22, 1979
"Wanted (12) killers bees (twelve)"
May 3, 1979
"Well, the session is about to end … again, I get this sense of déjà vu…"
March 2, 1979
"State legislature"
February 12, 1979
"Shucks, I can hit 'em blindfolded"
January 18, 1979
"We should bring in a bumper crop…. Right sign of the moon, fertile soil, tested seed ..."
July 13, 1978
"Why don’t we just amend the constitution to say that we can have our cake and eat it too?"
November 30, 1976
"It's winter recess- do you know where your congressman is?"
January 1, 1976
"Self Defense 'Executive' 'Congress' body building"
August 4, 1975
"With 535 sets of pedals, it wasn't designed for speed, but it sure gives everybody a good workout"
June 5, 1975
"Legislature"
April 29, 1975
"If he's going to try to plead amnesia, he might as well forget it"
February 26, 1975
"Now this may be your last opportunity to come up with the right answers before they repossess the blackboard"
October 8, 1974
"Beautiful!"