May 28, 1979
"You have the right to remain silent"
February 1, 1979
"There seem to be an awful lot of people who don't know it's the international year of the child"
July 7, 1977
"Wow!... But what really boggles the mind is to think what it would cost if they took a notion to have anybody read them"
June 16, 1976
"In retrospect, eating the tamale with the shuck on may have been the best part of the primaries"
May 27, 1976
"It's so simple, why didn’t I think of it before? I'll veto Reagan's candidacy - and he'll have to get a two-thirds majority to win, right?"
May 25, 1976
"Can't type, can't file, no business experience? In the light of recent developments we haven't been getting much call lately for girls with your particular qualifications"
March 1, 1976
"Vote for Doakes"
February 9, 1976
"Reaction is mixed around here on chief walls writing an evaluation of the polic report"
January 8, 1973
"Ralph Nader oughta make them recall 1972 - it had a bunch of defects"
December 21, 1972
H. Kissinger
September 14, 1972
"Again this year, Natasha, not enough shoes or potatoes"
June 21, 1972
"You guys take that and I think I can make it to the top"
"He wasn't too well fixed to begin with - he was wiped out by a small medical crisis"