November 12, 1979
Iranian student league
October 29, 1979
"How does this sound? I was minding my own business, walking along, when this thug comes along, sticks a gun in my ribs, hands me this bag, and runs ..."
October 17, 1979
"Oil price hikes"
September 18, 1979
"Over here, Daddy! Thank goodness you're safe! This has been delcared a disaster area!"
July 16, 1979
"You're cheating! That's unethical and disgusting!"
July 3, 1979
"Well, if we can't swing the deal to buy Colorado, we may want to re-think this last price increase"
Uncle Sam
June 22, 1979
"Could we get into some heavier stuff, like oil company ads?"
April 25, 1979
"We gotta keep things in perspective - compared to next year, they're dry holes"
April 10, 1979
"Windfall profits"
March 8, 1979
"Organization of the Petroleum Exporting Countries (OPEC)"
February 22, 1979
Say when"
February 7, 1979
"USA - Mexico"
December 7, 1978
Oil Glut
December 2, 1978
OPEC
September 1, 1978
"Basically he's got what it takes - oil and the Persian gulf"
September 1, 1977
"I'm looking for a convincing explanation"
July 8, 1977
"I told you it was a mistake to trust a lead dog that used to work for the Alaska Pipeline"
April 1, 1977
"Extra! Extra! Read all about it!"
"Now here's my plan..."
March 1, 1977
"Note: In warm weather suggestion readers switch places, read suggestions favoring their views-which causes them to become cool under collars, raise thermostats"
February 1, 1977
"We understand you’re toying wih the idea of importing icebergs to supply your arid country with water"
December 1, 1976
"Saudi Arabia, OPEC"
October 15, 1976
"How about a service station franchise?"
