September 11, 1979
"Now here's my plan - while I view him with alarm, you go down and remove him from the premises"
May 14, 1979
"Rationing"
January 30, 1979
"The New foundation"
June 1, 1977
"Water projects"
May 24, 1976
"That shows you that the real power is in the legislative branch of the government…"
January 1, 1976
"Self Defense 'Executive' 'Congress' body building"
August 27, 1975
"There's a breakthrough of sorts in Washington - it appears they've discovered perpetual inertia"
November 15, 1974
"The long range weather forecast is clam, less windy in 1975 than in previous years"
November 14, 1974
"Let's see if our group insurance covers backbone transplant"
November 8, 1974
"On your mark...get set....."
November 4, 1974
"Anybody would be foolish to pass up the opportunity"
October 25, 1974
"Whoever said you couldn't turn back the clock reckoned wihtout the United States Congress"
October 21, 1974
"On a scale of one to ten, how scared of each other do you think they are?"
October 8, 1974
"Beautiful!"
January 26, 1973
"If you ain't gonna show a little respect, how about showing a little mercy?"
January 25, 1973
"1973 Economic Report to Congress"
November 23, 1972
"Enjoy! Enjoy!"
"No way! We're just going to have to have a bigger foundation garment"
"Charisma alone may not be enough this year, senator - maybe you sould stick around and cast a few votes"