September 10, 1979
"Psssst - eight by ten glossy of the president and the rabbit"
February 16, 1978
"To get these trival allegation in proper perspective, we've prepared a few statements..."
November 19, 1976
"So far, so good but nobody asked him the big question- does he cook his own grits for breakfast?"
April 27, 1976
"In my opnion it's not fair to say that this administration is giving awar the Panama Canal"
January 10, 1975
"We can't release any details on this yet, folks, but here's a little candid footage we shot in the rose garden yesterday"
October 29, 1974
"Of course we call a spade a spade...but we call a stagflation a lateral waffle"
December 5, 1972
"We want to warn you fellows against two things - undue pessimism and undue optimism"
June 6, 1972
"It looks like we might not get too much out of him on this one"