September 4, 1979
"We've added a few new practical courses for those entering the prfoession - sock darning, do-it-yourself auto repair, soup bone cockery, jean patching, strike sign lettering ..."
May 30, 1979
"…and lastly, to that dedicated public servant, molder and shaper of future generation… a genunie simulated veto by Governor Clements… and lots a luck..."
February 23, 1979
"Problem: Billy had 8 apples"
August 1, 1978
"Here's a little memento - we've voted you 'most likely to be overworked' this year"
March 26, 1978
Teacher
October 1, 1977
"Want to hear my version of the pledge of allegiance? It's really creative"
January 16, 1976
"It's an effort to reach an agreement that we won't overkill them if they won't overkill us."
January 22, 1975
"It may be long division to you, but it looks like short shrift to me"
October 4, 1974
"I told you that firing the U.T. president would generate a lot of heat down in Austin - but, wow!"
"Now remember to tell the teacher we'll do the halloween party if she'll teach the phonics method of reading"