December 11, 1979
"Actually, it's the supreme court..."
September 25, 1979
"What shall we get -a holy T-shirt, holy pennant, or holy ashtray?"
June 2, 1979
"Just look at the length of that line!"
January 24, 1979
"Oh, Yeah ? Well, my special interest group can lick your special interest group"
August 4, 1978
"I've been thinking since everybody else has one, maybe we need a lobby in Washington to protect our interests"
October 1, 1977
"Well, anyhow, I finally did something about the faceless bureaucracy"
"Well, now we know where this country's biggest gas reserves are - right here in the senate chamber"
November 19, 1976
"Washington D.C. Fancy Foods Inc."
June 1, 1976
"This morning, folks, we make brief thumb-your nose stops at both Houses of Congress, the White House , State Department, Central Intelligence Agency (CIA), FBI, and the Department of Agriculture"
December 1, 1975
"Washington D.C wasn't much fun this year- the talk around town is that the nice guy image just isn't enough anymore"
May 26, 1975
"We could improve a bit in hits and runs , but I'm satisfied with that error performance "
December 23, 1974
"It's discouraging - we come up with a bill Ford is willing to sign and Gromyko vetoes it"
October 16, 1974
"I guess you could say he suffers from an embarrassment of riches"
January 26, 1973
"If you ain't gonna show a little respect, how about showing a little mercy?"
"They didn’t seem to have anything in the $50,000 price range"