October 20, 1989
"Santa is in, sit on Santa's lap"
April 9, 1989
"Latin American Economies"
September 2, 1986
"Clements' debt-defying secret plan trick"
April 4, 1986
"There's a proposal to rename this the 'Reagan National Forest'..."
April 5, 1985
"By the way did you people get my latest invoice? It was $ 16,742.37 for the plank and $ 43,291.84 in cost overrruns"
February 13, 1985
"Loan busters"
August 13, 1984
"International banking"
March 1, 1984
"Our helpful household hint that comes with your statement each month suggests that you dump this stuff in your furnace, thereby saving on your fuel bills while you negotiate with our computer"
October 1, 1983
"Okay, just stay calm and try to get a foothold somewhere"
February 17, 1983
"We have mastercard, visa, American Express Etc"
August 10, 1982
"Your doctor prescribed shock treatments, so I'm taking you by our business office to look at your bill"
August 3, 1982
"Think of all those students who haven't paid back their loans… we could reposses their brains"
March 1, 1982
"Student Loans"
December 1, 1980
Consumer