December 25, 1989
"Merry Christmas"
April 19, 1989
Car 89, Where are you? Come in, Car 89....
July 24, 1988
"This is humiliaing!"
April 1, 1988
"Our lesson for today is on how to forget the not-remembering technique that we taught you for fixing traffic tickets for your friends and relatives"
November 18, 1987
"This is a joke"
November 9, 1987
"Hold it don’t shoot I think its just the joint committee on sneaky pay raises for congress"
April 21, 1987
"You say the good samaritans who mugged you were driving late model mercedes,license plate 'ptl', headed towards palm springs when they stopped to help you"
August 22, 1986
"Jalisco State Police vs. U.S. Drug Enforcement agent"
July 16, 1986
"Downtown Fort Worth construction"
March 12, 1986
Supreme Court
December 31, 1984
"We still have a two-for-one special"
November 13, 1984
"Chicago's island"
April 11, 1984
"Central American Policy"
March 20, 1984
"We're just one big happy family on our way to our regular bi-monthly grand jury investigation"