December 11, 1989
"I've been going through my cloest, Fred, and I think we're talking capital loss when tax time rolls around."
November 7, 1989
"Governor Clement's position on education funding and taxes"
November 5, 1989
"It breaks my heart when I think of all the years we spent developing this herd, but I must admit that they're getting hard to market"
August 27, 1989
"I can't put my finger on it, but I just don't trust them"
April 16, 1989
"The IRS has plans for collecting taxes after a nuclear war.."
April 8, 1989
"Three hours and seven minutes! I think its time to try it on some people"
February 2, 1989
"Here's your wilderness guide he's been getting folks safely through the rapids 59% of the time - a 4% improvement over last year"
January 22, 1989
"the duck test: If it looks like a duck , walks like a duck, and talks like a duck, it's a duck"
May 21, 1988
"Besides his soul, he has hundreds of insolvent savings accounts and loan assoications for collateral"
January 19, 1988
"I'm a certified public accountant after consulting with the IRS on these new tax forms, I thought it would be wise to get a second opinion"
July 1, 1987
"Okay, so you have adequate coverage on your health, life, house and car - now we need to talk about insurance tax insurance coverage"
April 12, 1987
"A whopping 63% of their answers are correct and complete."
March 16, 1987
"School financing"
January 25, 1987
"Texas supports inmates"
January 13, 1987
"Lone Star Mercantile"
November 19, 1986
"Peanuts, hot dogs, and year end tax tips"
October 15, 1986
"IRS answering questions over the phone"
August 26, 1986
"Tax reform movements"
August 20, 1986
"Enjoy, pandora!"
August 10, 1986
"House of Representatives lost touch with reality"
August 5, 1986
"Deficit"
June 29, 1986
"The proposed tax revision plans"
June 26, 1986
"If there is anyone present who has reason to believe that this house and senate should not be joined together in tax revision, let him speak now or..."
March 31, 1986
"First fire, then the wheel - now I understand they've discovered something called 'income tax'"