November 30, 1989
"Effective immediately, defense budget cuts are hell. War has been downgraded to heck"
September 6, 1989
"War on drugs"
January 10, 1989
"Very funny, we prefer to call it 'procurement."
December 9, 1988
"I'll bet this has something to do with those hazardous waste disposal laws we've been exempting ourselfs from for years"
July 10, 1988
"Chapel of the pentago procurement "
June 29, 1988
"All of these polls indicate that the vice president is in deep voodoo"
June 18, 1988
"Federal Bureau of Investigation"
November 5, 1987
"Weinberger"
January 6, 1987
"Domestic programs"
November 10, 1986
"Reagan has no comment on Iran"
August 11, 1986
"Pentagon cooks for a crowd"
November 4, 1985
"Class, we have a very special guest for career day"
October 29, 1985
"Suck in that budget, soldier"
October 2, 1985
"This could play hob with inventory accuracy here at the Quadragon - did anybody get his license number?"
April 30, 1985
"Park it over there by the limopusines, catering vans, and golf carts- the auditors have been expecting you"
April 5, 1985
"By the way did you people get my latest invoice? It was $ 16,742.37 for the plank and $ 43,291.84 in cost overrruns"
March 7, 1985
"Are Sandbags, air freshner and aspirin bona fide public relations expenses?"
November 14, 1984
"National archives"
October 15, 1984
"Apparently the pentagon can dictate what the first amendment covers"
July 25, 1984
"Pentagon conference room"
May 22, 1984
"The pentagon is prepared to help us other Arab nations with the Iran-Iraq mess"
April 24, 1984
"I'd say it's a well - coordinated central american policy - you walk and talk softly - I carry the big stick"
January 31, 1984
"Senator Proxmire's on our case again - we won the golden fleece award for publishing these rules for playing the game 'King of the hill'"
November 1, 1983
"Could I interest you in a lock picking hairpin design $11,496 plus labor, shipping, and tax?"