March 1, 2003
"What are you watching?"
February 16, 2003
"If there's any duct tape left, could we put our heads back on"
"What's the duct tape for?"
November 12, 2002
"Researchers discover a safe incapacitating agent which puts people to sleep quickly"
November 7, 2002
"I guess we need a new idea"
October 24, 2002
"The Sniper, Beaking Speculation!!!"
October 17, 2002
"You know what I hate? When Andy Rooney Comes on and I can't find the remote control"
October 15, 2002
"Is that the president? Whats going on?"
October 3, 2002
"Improper gift"
August 18, 2002
"Congress is giving itself another automatic pay raise"
May 2, 2002
"Getting serious about prescription drug plans"
July 13, 2000
"Ultimate reality show premieres. Your 15 minutes of fame!"
June 17, 2000
"Polls"
June 7, 2000
"We ain't a gonna be treated thisaway"
June 4, 2000
"Trojan Cash cow"
March 19, 2000
"What people really want to hear is a discussion of issues"
February 11, 2000
"There's nothing on"
January 1, 2000
"Happy New Year!"
July 4, 1999
"Campaign 2000"
March 5, 1999
"Counterpunch"
February 16, 1999
"In, out"
January 31, 1999
"The freeze warning continues"
January 20, 1999
"State of the Union"
December 17, 1998
"And to the republic for which it stands"