January 28, 2003
"Only if we get to keep the funnel cakes"
November 28, 2002
"pass the peace please..."
November 19, 2002
"Will work for permanent tax cuts"
July 12, 2000
"George W. Bush Speech"
June 1, 2000
"Just say NO to Salmonella"
May 5, 2000
"I'll have the genetically altered special if you'll promise not to describe what's in it"
March 23, 2000
"Haven't you heard about Ed Belfour?"
March 19, 2000
"What people really want to hear is a discussion of issues"
February 10, 2000
"Campaign financing"
January 1, 2000
"Happy New Year!"
August 21, 1999
"Going out of business"
July 2, 1999
"We couldn’t afford both food and medicine, so I bought medicine"
November 20, 1998
"Linda"
June 3, 1998
"Campaign finance"
August 24, 1997
"You want the meat thermometer and fries with that?"
July 17, 1997
"A herd of founding fathers chasing a herd of politicians chasing a herd of dollars"
April 24, 1997
"GOP Budget Talks"
April 23, 1997
"Will bomb for food"
April 18, 1997
"The incumbent and the rhinoceros"
April 7, 1996
"Which politician committees would you take?"
December 22, 1995
"Will work for self-esteem"
November 29, 1995
Café chat
November 20, 1994
"Misguided wind vane"
November 25, 1993
"Over the river and through the woods - you can't miss it."