April 3, 2003
"Protective gear for highest degree of Iraq war coverage"
March 25, 2003
"Incoming!"
March 6, 2003
"Is that good news?"
March 4, 2003
"Coalition development for war with Iraq"
March 1, 2003
"What are you watching?"
February 25, 2003
"War"
February 18, 2003
"Don't ask us to commit a material breach of conscience"
February 16, 2003
"If there's any duct tape left, could we put our heads back on"
"What's the duct tape for?"
February 6, 2003
"Can you hear me now?"
January 26, 2003
will be eating bugs until they produce evidence that would justify war with Iraq
December 22, 2002
"I think of war with Iraq and ask why not..."
November 12, 2002
"Researchers discover a safe incapacitating agent which puts people to sleep quickly"
October 24, 2002
"The Sniper, Beaking Speculation!!!"
October 17, 2002
"You know what I hate? When Andy Rooney Comes on and I can't find the remote control"
October 15, 2002
"Is that the president? Whats going on?"
August 18, 2002
"Congress is giving itself another automatic pay raise"
August 8, 2002
"My case for attack on Iraq"
July 13, 2000
"Ultimate reality show premieres. Your 15 minutes of fame!"
March 19, 2000
"What people really want to hear is a discussion of issues"
February 11, 2000
"There's nothing on"
January 1, 2000
"Happy New Year!"
March 5, 1999
"Counterpunch"
January 31, 1999
"The freeze warning continues"