December 12, 1989
"Pardon my glove I get weak at the sight of blood"
November 2, 1989
"Hey George! Here comes Mikhail! Let's you and him negotiate!"
October 26, 1989
"Welcome to the president's war on adverse publicity"
October 15, 1989
"The secret is in our individually styled programs which all feature ice cream sundaes"
October 8, 1989
"Bush-o-matic"
September 6, 1989
"War on drugs"
August 17, 1989
"The blind date"
August 13, 1989
"Contras"
August 3, 1989
"No new hostages"
July 11, 1989
"Left to right; George Bush, Lech Walesa, Mike"Gorbachev, Nikita", Wojo Jaruzelski, George Bush""
June 28, 1989
"Who is this anyhow?"
May 12, 1989
"Except that, if memory serves, Teddy Roosevelt spoke softly and carried a big stick"
May 4, 1989
"The White House expressed regret for any inconvenience this May have caused voters in the 88' elections"
April 12, 1989
"Now we're on a national security maintenance schedule and we plan to keep that unsightly accountability off for good!"
February 25, 1989
"Eastern Union"
February 24, 1989
"Als Federal Reserve Garage"
February 23, 1989
"Is reliable old far east treatment, very popular with American presidents , gives relief from Foreign policy lag"
February 18, 1989
"Bush"
February 10, 1989
"Foreign policy"
February 9, 1989
"How does this sound , John?... Ambassador to Lubbock"
February 8, 1989
"Whats that smeel?"
January 22, 1989
"the duck test: If it looks like a duck , walks like a duck, and talks like a duck, it's a duck"
January 21, 1989
Bipartisan spirit
January 15, 1989
"Oink if you like my style"
