November 30, 2008
"List? What list? I'm thinking stimulus plan?"
January 27, 2008
"Economic rescue mission"
August 22, 2006
"Peace keeping mission"
August 2, 1995
"Block Grants"
December 4, 1994
"Try to hold down the federal budget"
November 27, 1994
"The Governor's Tea Party"
April 18, 1994
"Block grant welfare"
August 30, 1991
"Grandma?"
May 28, 1991
"We have an application for a federal grant which would be used to assess damage to taxpayers caused by silly federal grants."
June 28, 1985
"Aid to Africa"
February 18, 1985
Notice how just talking, to that plant makes it grow"
February 15, 1985
"Federal Funding"
May 1, 1984
"..But first, pour us a few toasts. To the home mortgage interest deduction. The charitable contribution deduction. The oil depletion allowance. The capital gains rate. Those energy stock reinvestment plans. Limited partnerships"
August 14, 1983
"We're not going to be one of their economic aid dumps!"
June 6, 1983
"About ready to place your order? They’ll be going up next year"
February 2, 1982
"Hey, we love the arrangement of long-stemmed political solutions you sent us"
May 8, 1981
"Your friendly Federal Government has awarded you a Free College Education!"
April 3, 1981
"They've changed the grand finale, ordinarily the opera ain't over until the fat lady sings"
December 9, 1980
"Texas farm bureau"
September 10, 1980
"Anderson"
September 9, 1980
"iole! We've arrived it's the the statue of gibberty!"
November 1, 1977
"I'm confident we can get the job done together, Arthur, without painting ourselves into a corner."
August 28, 1975
"Whoever said 'talk is cheap' Wasn't taking the conversational style of henry Kissinger into account"
"Drat!I guess this act needs some polishing!"