December 19, 1979
"Remove the dust cover, chisel out the Z, and restore the H…"
December 1, 1978
"Maybe we should cool it with our allegations that ERA is a communist plot-I fear we're offending one of our supporters of records"
September 25, 1978
"We have restored calm and tranquility"
August 24, 1978
"Their regular salesman is here to see you - and also a different drummer"
June 15, 1978
"We''ll be the first in our neighborhood to have one - what do they eat?"
June 1, 1978
"I hate it when they ask those rude questions - they should know its not polite for us to talk with our mouths full"
May 23, 1978
"Very tempting-but they're something no ordinary Soviet Citizen can afford"
May 19, 1978
"We've got it made, Fidel- next year we'll be in 'Who's who in African tribes'"
May 12, 1978
"He may have some serious internal wounds - he shot himself when we were kneecapping Christian Democrats"
March 7, 1978
"Y'all got a minute to discuss the error of your ways?"
March 5, 1976
"Watch the birdie"
February 26, 1976
"Hey I thought you were with the unrepentant party capitalist-roaders"
December 1, 1975
"I thust hope it's true dat ven you've seen two you've seen dem all"
July 31, 1975
"Before you go, May I have my allowance"
October 3, 1972
"Leonid Brezhnev owns a Rolls Royce, Cadillac, Maserati, Citroen, Renault,"
"You Big Dummy!"