August 6, 1982
"We expect some lively discussion we'll need your name and the name of your publishing company and next of kin"
July 1, 1982
"They read things they called 'words'. Only two specimens of words survived the purge…"
June 7, 1982
"Then the wild eyed liberals threw the children into a forced bus and drove them-giving them away the Panama Canal en route-to a public school..."
December 14, 1981
"There's a scientific creationist here to apply for the position of biology teacher"
September 10, 1981
"U.S. Dept. of Justice"
April 30, 1981
"College"
October 31, 1980
"I've got a solution to the problem of fat and fraud that's in all of our government agenices…"
March 24, 1980
No prejudice
January 8, 1980
"Open Records Act"
October 30, 1979
"Work for me? You bet! We'll have to be discreet ..."
October 2, 1979
"Sammy wants a new Dept. of Education"
September 12, 1979
"How was church school, lad?"
September 4, 1979
"We've added a few new practical courses for those entering the prfoession - sock darning, do-it-yourself auto repair, soup bone cockery, jean patching, strike sign lettering ..."
September 13, 1978
"There was a protest about this picture of rolling dice, on the grounds it promotes gambling..."
August 1, 1978
"Here's a little memento - we've voted you 'most likely to be overworked' this year"
July 10, 1978
"Help! We're being held hostage by the three V's"
June 12, 1978
"Shut up and move over"
May 29, 1978
"I can't believe I graduated Summa, y'know, Cum Laude"
April 9, 1978
"School board Elections"
March 26, 1978
Teacher
March 23, 1978
"Fort Worth Independent School District"
January 1, 1978
"When it has class to begin with, it always comes back in style"
November 15, 1976
"It's the alternate concept in education, inspired by the annual State Board of Education textbook hearings"
January 16, 1976
"It's an effort to reach an agreement that we won't overkill them if they won't overkill us."
