March 2, 2004
"Yeeehaaa"
February 19, 2004
"Rx Drug Corp"
November 27, 2003
"AARP"
February 23, 2003
"Ashcroft's Remedy"
May 2, 2002
"Getting serious about prescription drug plans"
February 6, 2002
"Let go of the Clintons"
October 21, 2001
"Shall we just enjoy the moment or tell them we're out of Cipro?"
August 2, 2001
"Ask your doctor if it's right for you"
June 3, 2001
"Shortage of vital drugs"
September 24, 1999
"Medicines don’t cure diseases. Doctors cure diseases"
September 19, 1999
"You have mental illness. Take two aspirin and whistle dixie in the morning"
July 2, 1999
"We couldn’t afford both food and medicine, so I bought medicine"
April 16, 1999
"Medicare patient"
November 24, 1998
"This old ailment"
August 13, 1995
"Smart pills"
September 28, 1994
"Government involvement in national health insurance"
June 10, 1989
"Medigap insurance reform is in the works, deceptive trade practice will be curtailed. Celebrity endorsements will be affected , we're thinking maybe we should get ChucK Norris or Darth Vader"
August 10, 1978
"Plop, plop, fizz, fizz, oh, what a relief it is"
June 30, 1978
"We agree you've taken a turn-we just can't decide if it's for better or for worse"
May 28, 1976
"Rx Ripoff segment of drug industry"
March 11, 1976
"How about it Doc? Shall we give them a refill or a cold turkey sandwich?"
November 12, 1974
"You pay your money, and you take your choice"
"We went to medicine shows"
"We have an option in your treatment, Grimshaw-which would you feel more comfortable with, an appendectomy or a tonsillectomy?"
