January 12, 1988
"Leonid Brezhnev"
February 18, 1987
"Gorbachev is in, brezhev is out , glasnost is in, Afghanistan is out…"
November 14, 1982
"We again find ourselves dependent on American technology"
April 9, 1982
"President Brezhnev"
December 19, 1979
"Remove the dust cover, chisel out the Z, and restore the H…"
October 23, 1979
"… But for Comrade Brezhnev, we make an exception"
May 21, 1979
"That one doesn’t count - it's Leonid's oxygen tank"
February 26, 1979
"Picky! Picky! Picky! Why don’t we dispose of it my way?"
June 1, 1978
"I hate it when they ask those rude questions - they should know its not polite for us to talk with our mouths full"
May 19, 1978
"We've got it made, Fidel- next year we'll be in 'Who's who in African tribes'"
March 17, 1976
"I was minding my own business, strolling around Cairo, when all of a sudden I was hit with this Sadat-arday night special"
March 5, 1976
"Watch the birdie"
July 31, 1975
"Before you go, May I have my allowance"
October 11, 1974
"...so on any future grain deals, Leonid, don't call us - we'll call you"
October 3, 1972
"Leonid Brezhnev owns a Rolls Royce, Cadillac, Maserati, Citroen, Renault,"
"For the time being, let's keep her on a low S.A.L.T diet"