April 25, 2000
"It's tough watching little Elian being removed from 24 hour coverage"
April 15, 2000
"Elian Gonzalez being pulled by strings"
April 7, 2000
"Mob Rule"
February 25, 2000
"Make a wish"
December 1, 1999
"The rescue of Elian Gonzales"
February 22, 1997
"China"
January 9, 1994
"Patriot, villian, patriot"
November 25, 1980
"The widow mao does not desire to take a number"
January 29, 1979
"…then the president proposes a moment of silence for Chairman Mao ... and eighteen and half minuter of silence for former President Nixon"
November 28, 1978
"I take it they’ve held a recount?"
April 12, 1976
"That’s an average performance for an old China- watcher, nobody's ever been able to read the bottom line"
February 20, 1976
"He had some second thoughts"
December 1, 1975
"I thust hope it's true dat ven you've seen two you've seen dem all"
"So our experts agree that the only immediate certainty is in improvement in the unemployment picture in the U.S.-we'll be needing more China experts"
"The Rescue of Elian Gonzalez"
"Piao! You're dead"
"I'm afraid the substantive thing he brought back is Hoofer and Mao disease"
"Chairman Mao now swims the yangtze underwater"
"Easy phrases in Chinese"