February 22, 1997
"China"
October 13, 1996
"Trickle-Down Economics - Dole/Kemp"
September 19, 1996
"Bill's Bombers - Drive Thru"
August 21, 1996
"We need to talk, Kemp"
August 15, 1996
"Why do we need more women, black and hispanics if we don't believe in quotas?"
November 16, 1994
"1996 presidential election Republican candidates"
January 9, 1994
"Patriot, villian, patriot"
November 18, 1992
"You think this is something you picked up at the convention?"
September 9, 1992
"A miracle has been reported here at the White House"
January 10, 1988
"I think its worse than the caucus of 84' but most of them will melt as soon as they hit the ground"
November 25, 1980
"The widow mao does not desire to take a number"
April 30, 1979
"New Hampshire"
January 29, 1979
"…then the president proposes a moment of silence for Chairman Mao ... and eighteen and half minuter of silence for former President Nixon"
November 28, 1978
"I take it they’ve held a recount?"
April 12, 1976
"That’s an average performance for an old China- watcher, nobody's ever been able to read the bottom line"
February 20, 1976
"He had some second thoughts"
December 1, 1975
"I thust hope it's true dat ven you've seen two you've seen dem all"
"Easy phrases in Chinese"
"So our experts agree that the only immediate certainty is in improvement in the unemployment picture in the U.S.-we'll be needing more China experts"
"Piao! You're dead"
"I'm afraid the substantive thing he brought back is Hoofer and Mao disease"
"Chairman Mao now swims the yangtze underwater"
