March 1, 1984
"Ken and Barbie"
December 26, 1983
"He's not going to like it - he hates it when we make him say 'Taxes'"
November 17, 1983
"Would you believe its gathering moss?"
November 15, 1983
"In a republican primary pick to pick a candidate to run for the US Senate , who would you favor? (A) Philgram (B) Ron Whooz it or (C) Rob whats his name?"
September 27, 1983
"He understands our curiosity about whether Ronnie will run again but he says that personally he's taking a wait and see attitude"
September 21, 1983
"Well, it does get pretty slow sometimes, but what I like about it is the job security"
July 4, 1983
"I think presidential campaigns throw my breaker switch"
April 23, 1983
"While we wait for the returns let's go to out mayoral campaign commercial specialist for an analysis"
April 5, 1983
"Governor White's no new taxes for Texas Diet"
November 23, 1982
"If he does decide not to run again, we might offer him a position if he thinks he can handle a job as awesome and lonely as this"
November 12, 1982
"Its just a general sense of inadequacy and frustration I seem to be the only person around who hasn’t come up with an election analysis"
November 1, 1982
"I'll admit its catchier but I think we still need to post the ' no electioneering within 100 feet of the polls sign"
July 27, 1982
"Campaign promises"
July 21, 1982
"November elections convene in the elbow room"
June 14, 1982
"After carrying all of that water , we think you guys deserve a shower and a change"
April 28, 1982
"November"
March 1, 1982
"I hate these political preference polls"
September 21, 1981
"It's shaping up to be a real rock'em, sock em season"
November 6, 1980
"Well, that's is, folks"
November 3, 1980
"It's election eve… do you know where your sentiments are"
September 4, 1980
"Say, what is a precinct convention, anyway"
January 1, 1980
"We're changing our strategy for the rematch, Ronnie - for one thing, it would look better if you'd get in the ring"
September 17, 1979
"Draft 80 Teddy"
May 1, 1979
"Don’t look back , Jimmy - something might be gaining on you"
