April 26, 1981
"Jimmy's World"
September 10, 1979
"Psssst - eight by ten glossy of the president and the rabbit"
August 1, 1979
"Junta"
May 28, 1979
"You have the right to remain silent"
April 27, 1979
"Just one more question - what are you going to be when you grow up?"
March 21, 1979
"That's an impressive quote, Senator.. 'the lesson of the holocaust will never be forgotten' … is that for the record?"
July 6, 1978
"Our mission, should we choose to accept it, will cause us to self destruct"
March 30, 1978
"Meanwhile, back in Washington, your spokesmen say you're still lusting after an energy policy-is that an accurate interpretation?"
January 1, 1978
Central Intelligence Agency (CIA)
October 1, 1977
"Start talking, buddy - or we'll have to charge you with perpetrating the First Amendment"
November 19, 1976
"So far, so good but nobody asked him the big question- does he cook his own grits for breakfast?"
July 22, 1975
"Briefly now, here's speaker Clayton's procedure for gaining access to the expense account and payroll records of members of the house"
July 14, 1975
"May we respectfully suggest that perhaps you still haven't grasped the basic idea"
March 24, 1974
"I can't say why the other streakers are running - but I'm trying to elude the behavioral scientists"
January 6, 1974
"You'll be a different person when we take out what's bothering us"
December 5, 1972
"We want to warn you fellows against two things - undue pessimism and undue optimism"
June 6, 1972
"It looks like we might not get too much out of him on this one"
"Here's a late bulletin - power failure at the sausage plant"
"..and he's flying to Hyde Park for the weekend"
"Dear Abby"
"Team manager"
"I'd give a pretty penny to know the game plan for the second half"
"In the spring a young man's fancy lightly turns to thoughts of love"
