August 1, 2004
"No public transportation"
November 1, 2001
"Patience and resolve, $50"
March 4, 2001
"My problem is consumer confidence…"
October 3, 1998
"Military-industrial complex"
April 21, 1993
"I just can't do it."
October 17, 1989
"Wishes to grant here, wishes to grant there"
September 12, 1988
"The good news is that you're not paranoid"
October 29, 1987
"I call my stock broker about six times a day"
January 17, 1983
"Just try to remember you're not alone- there are alots of Donnesbury fans out there suffering the same withdrawal agony"
April 13, 1979
"Can you help me doctor?"
August 11, 1978
"You are not getting sleepy... you are not getting sleepy… you are becoming more alert ... Hey, wake up... More alert..."
June 12, 1978
"Shut up and move over"
August 23, 1974
"For your general well being, I'm cutting you down to 1500 calories a day and three credit cards"
"Why me? You've no idea what it does to a subversive ego, doc- to suspect that you've never been under surveillance - no mail opened, no wiretraps…"
Psychiatrist's office scene
"Two solutions"