June 19, 1979
"Dr. Carter wants to do a tonsillectomy… Dr. Kennedy favors a heart, liver and lights bypass… before we knock you out, would you care to express a perference?"
April 13, 1979
"Can you help me doctor?"
February 1, 1977
"We're old, sick,poor and in love- does that cover all the necessary grounds for divorce?"
February 16, 1976
"It just seems to me that medical service is getting more impersonal all the time"
"You have the right to remain untreated"
"He's coming down with the chinese rapprochement"
"Time for your rabbit's foot, horseshoe and four leaf clover"
"Patient's rights"
"I say we need to keep him on his feet"
"Smile, you are on medical record sharing"
"HMO Menu"
"The patient has been moved to the floor"
"He started out strong for Fred Harris"
"Plutonium Memorial Hospital"
"We're all out of Appendectomys"
"Spare Parts"
"Mediquick"
Time for medication
"Guess what?"
A guy sitting in a recliner while holding an umbrella
"You're going to be fine"
"Medicare"
"The litterbugs are gonna hate this one-a soft drink bottle that boomerangs"
