May 21, 1979
"That one doesn’t count - it's Leonid's oxygen tank"
April 6, 1979
"A government of the people for the people…"
February 26, 1979
"Picky! Picky! Picky! Why don’t we dispose of it my way?"
August 24, 1978
"Their regular salesman is here to see you - and also a different drummer"
August 16, 1978
"Beware of Greeks not bearing gifts"
July 25, 1978
"We can save a bunch of paperwork... just use the same transcript anytime we try a dissident"
July 6, 1978
"Our mission, should we choose to accept it, will cause us to self destruct"
June 15, 1978
"We''ll be the first in our neighborhood to have one - what do they eat?"
June 5, 1978
"He says our chimney should perform nicely now if we remember not to build any fires and just speak directly into it"
June 1, 1978
"I hate it when they ask those rude questions - they should know its not polite for us to talk with our mouths full"
May 23, 1978
"Very tempting-but they're something no ordinary Soviet Citizen can afford"
May 19, 1978
"We've got it made, Fidel- next year we'll be in 'Who's who in African tribes'"
February 14, 1978
"He just sort of volunteered to step into the trap"
February 8, 1978
"With business so good, sometimes I wish we were capitalists"
January 31, 1978
"If they want a sanitary spacefill, why don't they put it in Siberia?"
December 1, 1977
"Dr. Castro, I presume - you might consider whether yours means are reaching the desired end"
September 1, 1977
"Let's talk some more - I'm sure we can find some common interest"
March 17, 1976
"I was minding my own business, strolling around Cairo, when all of a sudden I was hit with this Sadat-arday night special"
March 5, 1976
"Watch the birdie"
July 31, 1975
"Before you go, May I have my allowance"
December 23, 1974
"It's discouraging - we come up with a bill Ford is willing to sign and Gromyko vetoes it"
November 27, 1974
"It's something to be thankful for - a tender turkey from Vladivostok"
July 19, 1974
"SALT Talks"
October 3, 1972
"Leonid Brezhnev owns a Rolls Royce, Cadillac, Maserati, Citroen, Renault,"
