"You're just in time - they're about to tell us what we thought of the debate last week"
Talk shows
"Baby's first words"
Television
"Congress on c-span is fun! Watch this- I'm going to mute Newt Gingrich"
"We're graduating another class raised more on television than on books"
Watching TV
"Schwarzenegger"
"This just in - Bill Gates has bought the rights to the alphabet"
"Africa"
"Does it bother you that Newt is two heartbeats away from the presidency"
Fools' caps
"I don't know what to think since Eric Sevareid retired"
"You're lucky you didn't all doze off"
"Watching Congress on TV"
"In an effort to divert attention to the economy today, the Federal Reserve Board lowered the interest rate to XXX adult only"
"Press room T.V."
"You know what I hate? When Andy Rooney comes on and I can't find the remote control"
"After the break, we'll announce the results of our poll on how many of you think the moon is made of green cheese"
"TV violence"
"Which gives us a wind factor of 22 degress and a pothole factor of 15,000,000"
Chickens watching TV
"Colin Powel said the 'M' word?"