March 16, 2008
"Campaign 2008"
October 16, 2005
"Bird Flu is near"
August 2, 2005
"Ask your Senator if this Supreme Court nominee is right wing enough for you"
November 19, 2004
"Silly locker room commercial"
September 19, 2004
"Rangers game"
November 23, 2003
"Tv charged with viewer abuse increasingly bizarre behavior"
March 1, 2003
"What are you watching?"
February 16, 2003
"If there's any duct tape left, could we put our heads back on"
"What's the duct tape for?"
November 12, 2002
"Researchers discover a safe incapacitating agent which puts people to sleep quickly"
October 24, 2002
"The Sniper, Beaking Speculation!!!"
October 17, 2002
"You know what I hate? When Andy Rooney Comes on and I can't find the remote control"
October 15, 2002
"Is that the president? Whats going on?"
August 18, 2002
"Congress is giving itself another automatic pay raise"
April 2, 2002
"White House refines the Bush Doctrine"
April 18, 2001
"Russia media"
April 12, 2001
"China standoff"
November 21, 2000
"He's making a list and checking it twice"
October 11, 2000
"The attack of the trillions"
September 3, 2000
"The reinvention of the 'tongue-in-cheek' ads"
July 13, 2000
"Ultimate reality show premieres. Your 15 minutes of fame!"
March 19, 2000
"What people really want to hear is a discussion of issues"
February 11, 2000
"There's nothing on"
January 1, 2000
"Happy New Year!"
