October 29, 1987
"I call my stock broker about six times a day"
June 15, 1986
"I get these illusions of grandeur when I appraise residential property, and then the inferiority complex manifests itself when I appraise commercial property"
October 9, 1984
"In layman's terms, you're an undecided voter"
June 5, 1984
"Japan and western Europe in group therapy for a bothersome dependency"
January 17, 1983
"Just try to remember you're not alone- there are alots of Donnesbury fans out there suffering the same withdrawal agony"