October 10, 2008
"This isn't about your irrational reaction - it's about my irrational reaction"
March 4, 2001
"My problem is consumer confidence…"
October 3, 1998
"Military-industrial complex"
September 7, 1996
"The Economy - Stock Market"
December 16, 1992
"My family's great"
October 29, 1987
"I call my stock broker about six times a day"
June 15, 1986
"I get these illusions of grandeur when I appraise residential property, and then the inferiority complex manifests itself when I appraise commercial property"
October 9, 1984
"In layman's terms, you're an undecided voter"
June 5, 1984
"Japan and western Europe in group therapy for a bothersome dependency"
January 17, 1983
"Just try to remember you're not alone- there are alots of Donnesbury fans out there suffering the same withdrawal agony"
March 3, 1976
"Petition to recall seven council members"
"I feel a terrible frustration"
Psychiatrist's office scene
"Two solutions"
"There are two solutions for your problem of feelings of inadequacy, deadbolt; A. Extensive Therapy, or B. Give your fair share to the united fund"
"Why me? You've no idea what it does to a subversive ego, doc- to suspect that you've never been under surveillance - no mail opened, no wiretraps…"
"We’re making progress…today I see you're happy all over"