November 26, 1979
"And now coming out of the chute, with some debate as to the identity of the contestant..."
February 6, 1979
"To maintan party purity, just sign this affidavit that you promise not to let your right hand known what your left hand is doing, and vice versa"
January 18, 1979
"We should bring in a bumper crop…. Right sign of the moon, fertile soil, tested seed ..."
September 14, 1978
Presidential Primary Plan
July 22, 1976
"It’s the law of the jungle, Ronnie"
March 16, 1976
"I haven't broken the eleventh commandment"
February 27, 1976
"Say, Bo, Should we cancel the costume ball, and get out some invitations to a ' come as you are are' party?"
January 20, 1976
"... And here's where Ronald Reagan put his foot in it"
November 26, 1975
"thou shall not speak Ill of another republican"
March 19, 1975
"Third party threat"
September 19, 1974
"It was a beautiful pool before you stocked it, coach"
August 22, 1972
"How about a political prisoner exchange, McCloskey for Connally?"
"No matter how you cut it, it's going to be tough"
"No more ballast - just bring me a shovel"