April 23, 1980
Late primary pass
April 10, 1980
"I hereby declare you persona non grata, and that’s official"
March 27, 1980
"Great idea, Shmertz, we could make a fortune"
March 19, 1980
"Well the campaign is getting ugly.. "Bush" and carter heaadquarters attacked... and now heres a report of a laundry break in..."
March 14, 1980
"Here's your chance , Cy! I'm appointing you my retroactive designated hitter"
February 3, 1980
"But as a special consolation prize for those of us who loss our will power, we're planning this lovely company picnic"
January 15, 1980
"International Long-Shoremen's Union"
January 14, 1980
"Time flies when you're having fun"
January 1, 1980
Kennedy
October 16, 1979
"He needs some more input - see if you can get hold of Jimmy the Greek."
October 9, 1979
"SALT II"
October 4, 1979
"The president is winding up … "
October 2, 1979
"Sammy wants a new Dept. of Education"
September 17, 1979
"Draft 80 Teddy"
September 11, 1979
"Now here's my plan - while I view him with alarm, you go down and remove him from the premises"
September 10, 1979
"Psssst - eight by ten glossy of the president and the rabbit"
September 1, 1979
"Let me throw out an idea - how about Sammy Davis Jr. as a special liaison between the American Jewish Congress and the N.A.A.C.P.?"
August 16, 1979
"Let's go over proposed settlement again, Andy - first of all, you've got to agree to the State Department's right to exist"
"Delta Queen"
August 14, 1979
"Free enterprise? You cant get there from here"
August 8, 1979
"Any messages for me?"
July 24, 1979
"Cabinet"
July 13, 1979
"Credibilty"
June 19, 1979
"Dr. Carter wants to do a tonsillectomy… Dr. Kennedy favors a heart, liver and lights bypass… before we knock you out, would you care to express a perference?"
