April 30, 1979
"New Hampshire"
November 17, 1978
"The Charles D. Tandy Memorial Fund... to create a fitting memorial..."
December 1, 1977
"You have a call from the Dallas county sheriff, Chief brown - I think you'll want to talk to him"
"Geez, Ronald Reagan spent $4,447,768.00 of the taxpayers' money in his '76 campaign"
August 18, 1976
"Ideology"
July 22, 1976
"It’s the law of the jungle, Ronnie"
July 15, 1976
"Democrats, GOP"
June 16, 1976
"In retrospect, eating the tamale with the shuck on may have been the best part of the primaries"
June 1, 1976
"Then we apply the same tactics, and evacuate all of the Reagan delegates before the first ballot"
May 27, 1976
"It's so simple, why didn’t I think of it before? I'll veto Reagan's candidacy - and he'll have to get a two-thirds majority to win, right?"
April 8, 1976
"May 1st Texas Primary"
March 29, 1976
"Hi I'm Jerry ... flu me!"
March 16, 1976
"I haven't broken the eleventh commandment"
February 27, 1976
"Say, Bo, Should we cancel the costume ball, and get out some invitations to a ' come as you are are' party?"
February 3, 1976
"Reagan has a creative, hairdresser "
January 20, 1976
"... And here's where Ronald Reagan put his foot in it"
November 26, 1975
"thou shall not speak Ill of another republican"
November 21, 1975
"May we play through?"
August 6, 1975
"Now in this next scene, Ronnie swoops right over the extra and crashes into the Marshal"
"No matter how you cut it, it's going to be tough"
"Best wishes to a lame duck"
"Its really exciting to be here at the GOP convention"
"Then you mount your white elephant and ride off into the sunrise"
"They never did feel right"
