January 21, 1994
"Jan Polls '94"
September 17, 1993
Florida Tourism Bureau
September 3, 1993
"Isreal - PLO"
May 25, 1993
"Go back six miles and turn left at the crossroads. Drive through the oil patch until you come to a lake. Jump in it."
April 14, 1993
"Arlington ISD"
January 20, 1993
"Just inaugurated"
September 30, 1992
"Arlington School zone"
January 27, 1992
"Quality is job two. Japan bashing is job one"
January 12, 1992
"The fair trade pact requires me to inform you that Lee Iacocca has put an improved curse on all of the new Japanes models"
October 17, 1991
"What's the estimated pain and anguish to Lee iacocca for this model?"
October 1, 1991
"You only drive once a month to come down and pay your premium? You're our kind of client, Mrs. Fernmeister"
December 31, 1987
"Drunk driving"
March 27, 1986
Welcome to Harlingen, Texas
January 6, 1986
"The average car has 2.47 defects - so far, we've found two of yours - the engine and the warranty"
December 27, 1985
"I see Reagan agreeing to a tax increase in 1986"
February 5, 1985
"Oil price cuts"
December 31, 1984
"We still have a two-for-one special"
November 12, 1981
"What would it cost to wire it for sound?"
March 11, 1981
Highway funds
September 11, 1980
"Good. We can say our tests show it will seat six people in moderate comfort"
May 2, 1980
"Everybody's coming down a notch- for instance, this one belonged to a little old lady who gave it up for a moped"
August 27, 1979
"Harvey called to say he's bringing home a new fuel-efficient recreational vehicle"
July 12, 1979
"Guzzler"
March 23, 1979
"Corporate profits free parking all others will be towed away"
