"Right lane must turn left "
"Now for the good news- this baby is beyond repair ,anyhow, so you wont't be needing any gas"
"The car phone's still working but the driver went dead"
"There is growing sentiment , even among us conservatives, that we should install a steering wheel"
Man pumping gas on his car with a huge pumping machine.
"*Translation: You can't get there from here"
John Roberts
"We have a few bugs to work out on distribution"
"...And the sticker price includes this special option... A shoehorn to get you into it"
"Oh good now we can do 80"
"Go three miles past the petunia patch and take a left at the wombat farm it's the first garlic spread after you pass the salad greens"
"Fixed price?"
MPG figures are whole fictional and any resemblance to actual miles per gallon purely concidential
"Are we there yet?"
"Warning"
"Do me a favor son-try to learn 9% more than you did last year"
"Chrysler"
"Well, that's a releif, we're stabilized"
Financial planning
Man waxes his car
"Teamster contract talks wide load"
"We could save a lot of fuel just by doing away with the income tax"
"The White flag? It means give up"
A gun, A woman with small elephant, a car, a man standing, man reading newspaper.
