June 22, 1994
"To the republic for which it stands"
May 7, 1994
"The kid and Singapore had something in common"
January 16, 1994
"That college athlete has no education"
November 18, 1993
"School vouchers would be a dream come true."
September 15, 1993
"Peacekeeper! There's a bullet in my soup!"
August 17, 1993
"Free vaccine program"
July 25, 1993
"Illegal Immigrants - Planned Parenthood"
April 29, 1993
"Women can be in combat now."
April 20, 1993
"Speaking for the children"
April 17, 1993
"Finish your vegetables. Just thnk of all the millions of american children who have too much junk food."
April 16, 1993
"I'm ready for a nap. Let's play branch davidians and the FBI."
February 24, 1993
"My folks think sex education is something best left to the family television set."
February 19, 1993
Report Card
November 14, 1992
"Facts of life? Isn't that the same thing as facts of television?"
November 6, 1992
"This is no way to run a school system"
October 24, 1992
"Your mother and I have decided to burn our medical insurance cards and move to Canada"
October 3, 1992
"How does Saturday afternoon foorball compare with Saturday morning cartoons in educational value and level of violence?"
August 21, 1992
"My folks are outraged by Hillary Clinton"
July 12, 1992
"Sale Rugs made in India "By children in bondage"
April 16, 1992
"Sex education is something that should be taught at home, if you have any questions, go lookat the TV"
December 18, 1991
"Camel Cash"
August 30, 1991
"Grandma?"
August 29, 1991
"A is for Apple"
March 30, 1991
"Something should be done about this, maybe we should take a hungry child to a budget hearing"
