October 2, 1979
"It says, see Jack compute. Compute, Jack, compute."
February 1, 1979
"There seem to be an awful lot of people who don't know it's the international year of the child"
January 25, 1979
"Would you sign our petition? It's for a referendum to make our folks raise our allowances."
September 6, 1978
"If they'd just slow down enough, I'd invite them to reading class"
June 20, 1978
"If she'd gone straight, she probably could have been mother of the year"
January 1, 1978
"...Also, children should be seen but not heard - except for rooting for the cowboys"
"I'm afraid to ask the sitter what he charges"
November 12, 1976
"Say, Mr. Ferrell, you do a super job of heir- conditioning , too"
October 1, 1976
"Sometimes I worry about grown- ups being taken in by these political commercials"
February 10, 1976
"She has her mother's eyes, her father's ears and before you know it, she'll have both of your prejudices"
May 1, 1975
"Consumer protection agency"
December 3, 1974
"Maybe it is getting too commercial"
November 5, 1974
"G-O-O-D-F-E-L-L-O-W-S - that spells 'Santa Claus'"
October 31, 1974
"Let's drop by Nelson Rockefeller's house - he's noted for passing out spectacular treats"
October 3, 1974
"I wish you'd try for a little less consumer resistance to soap, and a little more consumer resistance to sugar cookies"
September 20, 1974
"Foreign policy is still a mystery to me, but I think I'm beginning to understand the dimensions of our economic problems"
Painting by Etta Hulme
"We did request a move back to basics"
"Andy DeBell"
"Singapore"
"Sometimes I worry about grown-ups being taken in by these political commercials"
"Got any new war toys?"
"See ,daddy, there is a "G" movie -the Ghoul meets the vampire in the pit of horror"
"We're beginning to get nostalgia into a time frame I can understand"
