"You guys better get your own image"
Pirate
I've got a three year old kid who can respect cultural heritage better than Dick Armey
"Games to play"
Lemonade
"...And I wish they'd have a Junefest, Julyfest, Augustfest..."
"How come they always have boycotts and never girlcotts?"
"Your obsessive-compulsive hyperactivity disorder is caused by an underlying condition called being two"
"Bit it, kid"
"God bless our Senate majority"
"From the Vernon C. Hulme family..."
"Child playing"
"Yes…well, ordinarily I'm not around"
"Could we get into some heavier stuff, like oil company ads?"
"Productivity he understands - it's the work ethic that eludes him"
"Make a Wish"
Painting by Etta Hulme
Bath time oven
"Here's our estimated required increase in allowance, taking and passing along uncontrollable costs for bubble gum, candy, hamburgers"
"See ,daddy, there is a "G" movie -the Ghoul meets the vampire in the pit of horror"
Witches in the sky
"Willie says it's no big deal "Willie is going to appeal)"
"Carter for Iowa, Wallace for Mississippi"
"Someday, my children, this will all be yours"