June 15, 1978
"We''ll be the first in our neighborhood to have one - what do they eat?"
June 1, 1978
"I hate it when they ask those rude questions - they should know its not polite for us to talk with our mouths full"
May 23, 1978
"Very tempting-but they're something no ordinary Soviet Citizen can afford"
May 19, 1978
"We've got it made, Fidel- next year we'll be in 'Who's who in African tribes'"
May 12, 1978
"He may have some serious internal wounds - he shot himself when we were kneecapping Christian Democrats"
March 7, 1978
"Y'all got a minute to discuss the error of your ways?"
March 5, 1976
"Watch the birdie"
February 26, 1976
"Hey I thought you were with the unrepentant party capitalist-roaders"
December 1, 1975
"I thust hope it's true dat ven you've seen two you've seen dem all"
July 31, 1975
"Before you go, May I have my allowance"
October 3, 1972
"Leonid Brezhnev owns a Rolls Royce, Cadillac, Maserati, Citroen, Renault,"
"We got it made, Fidel"
Two men playing chess
"You Big Dummy!"
"It followed me home, can it keep me?
"Fidel's Gun Shop"
"Perhaps life will get better in Cuba little sister"
"Vladmir Putin"
"Dr. Castro, I presume"
"Lithuania"
"There's Clinton calling again about Russian forces in Kosovo- here's the caller I.D."
"The Rescue of Elian Gonzalez"
"Make a Wish"
"Glasnost"