February 25, 1989
"Eastern Union"
February 19, 1989
"Beltway bar"
February 9, 1989
"How does this sound , John?... Ambassador to Lubbock"
November 25, 1988
"President-elect George H. W. Bush has name john tower secretary of defence on condition that he…. Un-oh"
January 12, 1988
"Leonid Brezhnev"
February 18, 1987
"Gorbachev is in, brezhev is out , glasnost is in, Afghanistan is out…"
August 28, 1983
"Texas"
November 14, 1982
"We again find ourselves dependent on American technology"
April 9, 1982
"President Brezhnev"
October 14, 1981
"Wheres the rest of you?"
December 19, 1979
"Remove the dust cover, chisel out the Z, and restore the H…"
October 23, 1979
"… But for Comrade Brezhnev, we make an exception"
May 21, 1979
"That one doesn’t count - it's Leonid's oxygen tank"
February 26, 1979
"Picky! Picky! Picky! Why don’t we dispose of it my way?"
October 26, 1978
"Politics as usual"
June 1, 1978
"I hate it when they ask those rude questions - they should know its not polite for us to talk with our mouths full"
May 19, 1978
"We've got it made, Fidel- next year we'll be in 'Who's who in African tribes'"
March 17, 1976
"I was minding my own business, strolling around Cairo, when all of a sudden I was hit with this Sadat-arday night special"
March 5, 1976
"Watch the birdie"
July 31, 1975
"Before you go, May I have my allowance"
October 11, 1974
"...so on any future grain deals, Leonid, don't call us - we'll call you"
October 3, 1972
"Leonid Brezhnev owns a Rolls Royce, Cadillac, Maserati, Citroen, Renault,"
"Heads he wins, tails they lose"
"On your toes now, senator"