November 7, 1979
"Now Ms. Strawpoll is going to give us her unrehearsed decision.."
August 7, 1979
"Now you just let me do all the talking, Pat"
July 30, 1979
"Ol' Somoza left us with a lot of problems"
July 24, 1979
"Cabinet"
July 13, 1979
"Credibilty"
March 7, 1979
"Dr. Idi Amin Dada, president for life"
February 15, 1979
"Try to look at it this way, Rosalynn- it's the practical equivalent of diplomacy"
January 3, 1979
"Report of the Warren Commission"
September 19, 1978
"The mideast summit must have been a big success. The president is landing on the white house lawn..."
May 31, 1978
"Cousin Beedie, our NATO allies have suggested that I send you to Moscow on a Scuttlebutt-finding trip with the cousin-exchange program"
January 1, 1978
"We just smelled coffee - mind if we set a spell?"
December 1, 1977
"I love the season...all of your folks and friends are thinking of you..."
"Geez, Ronald Reagan spent $4,447,768.00 of the taxpayers' money in his '76 campaign"
November 1, 1977
"One-step Diplomacy"
October 1, 1977
"We might try opening up Amy's lemonade stand again, with a personal apperance by Billy"
"Energy"
June 1, 1977
"Old Veto"
"Dr. IDI Amin is on a honeymoon- We're to see that he's not disturbed"
November 19, 1976
"So far, so good but nobody asked him the big question- does he cook his own grits for breakfast?"
November 16, 1976
"I've read the book, now I'm waiting to get the picture"
November 4, 1976
"Jimmy drained the pond"
July 22, 1976
"It’s the law of the jungle, Ronnie"
April 29, 1976
"Stop Carter"
April 27, 1976
"In my opnion it's not fair to say that this administration is giving awar the Panama Canal"