July 22, 1976
"It’s the law of the jungle, Ronnie"
April 27, 1976
"In my opnion it's not fair to say that this administration is giving awar the Panama Canal"
January 21, 1976
"State of the Union"
January 1, 1976
"Will the real Jerry Ford please stand up ..."
November 26, 1975
"thou shall not speak Ill of another republican"
November 21, 1975
"May we play through?"
May 1, 1975
"They're trying to reconstruct the president's appointment calendar - He got carried away rehearsing his 'What did congress do in April?' speech"
December 23, 1974
"It's discouraging - we come up with a bill Ford is willing to sign and Gromyko vetoes it"
December 19, 1974
"Aren't you ready for a little more challenge?"
December 13, 1974
"That pass is intended for you, Jerry"
December 4, 1974
"It was a good marriage until they started discussing the household budget"
September 30, 1974
"Tough Talk"
September 19, 1974
"It was a beautiful pool before you stocked it, coach"
September 11, 1974
"...sort of a cross between a cannonball and a bellybuster"
August 15, 1974
"You're right - it's the place for a summit meeting"
August 14, 1974
"Don't let him intimidate you - just take him out at the line of scrimmage"
January 28, 1974
"Say, Gerry, I thought they had retired that jersey"
"Well, enjoy your trip, Henry - I appreciate the way you're never here when I don't need you"
"Good old Jerry Ford 76.' Paid for by you blue collar buddies"
"You forgot to allow for the red ink"