July 6, 1983
"We'll pay it all back, your honor, if you'll ask the paintiff to stop referring to us as 'the gang that couldn’t loot straight "
June 29, 1983
"Taxpayer"
April 5, 1983
"Governor White's no new taxes for Texas Diet"
April 1, 1983
"Poor"
February 28, 1983
"We may hae to revise out theory about Death and Taxes being the only certainties - you ever heard of revenue enchancements or user fess?"
August 19, 1982
"Shut up and enjoy the parade I don’t want to hear another word about the clothes having no emperor"
August 12, 1982
"Unfair"
July 23, 1982
"It’s a a pay or else notice saying we ow the county $1437.50 in back taxes"
July 12, 1982
"Better scoot back a bit- we're beginning to get a little reaction here"
May 3, 1982
"Corporate tax credits"
April 12, 1982
"Umm. These are the new simplified income tax forms"
March 9, 1982
"The defense requests a recess, your honor - Counsel needs to fill out some deposit slips and make a few investments"
March 2, 1982
"There's something wrong with our system when you get yard work, income taxes, hay fever, election politicking, and ticks and fleas all at the same time year after year"
January 26, 1982
"Say it ain't so, Ronnie"
January 24, 1982
"The Scuttlebutt from upstairs is that they're considering "Sin" taxes"
November 9, 1981
"Now let's proceed to the congressional office buildings"
November 1, 1981
"Wishing well, Proposition 4"
October 29, 1981
"What do you say we do a little something to celebrate the anniversary of my going on the wagon?"
September 28, 1981
"Reagan's cube"
September 18, 1981
"How did that rumor get started anyhow? We're not our keeper's brothers"
June 3, 1981
"I can whip any tax cut plan in the house"
May 14, 1981
"Tax cut"
April 13, 1981
"Let me guess.. We're being audited?"
March 19, 1981
"Okay, I led him to water -now someody make him drink"