March 19, 1981
"Okay, I led him to water -now someody make him drink"
January 30, 1981
"Do you think they've forgot about us"
January 9, 1981
"Don’t panic- we get a bunch of them every year about this tiime- they're superbowl fans who just got their 1040s…"
August 12, 1980
"How do I love thee? Let me count the ways"
May 13, 1980
Income taxes
April 15, 1980
"Will you love me in December as you do in May?"
March 12, 1980
"Your witholding payments last year cannot be listed as charitable gifts and deducted"
November 13, 1979
"Will you marry me effective January 1 through June 30 each year..."
October 30, 1979
"Work for me? You bet! We'll have to be discreet ..."
May 22, 1979
"Wanted (12) killers bees (twelve)"
May 10, 1979
"Other than him, there ain't nobody here but us chickens"
March 6, 1979
"Have you noticed the terrific crosswinds?"
October 20, 1978
"I now pronounce you man and wife - and Mr. Philpot here now prounces you subject to a tax increase on your combined incomes"
August 16, 1978
"It's my original formula - only the name has been changed several times to protect me from the innocent - some of them were prone to take legal action"
August 10, 1978
"Plop, plop, fizz, fizz, oh, what a relief it is"
June 12, 1978
"Shut up and move over"
April 4, 1978
"Social Security tax increase"
December 1, 1977
"Tax Reform"
"Oh, good - you can still have the three martini lunch - with two straws"
November 1, 1977
"Because it's there"
June 1, 1977
"To heck with it - today I'm going back to bed for 2 hours, 42 minutes"
"Uncle Sam's potluck parlor"
April 5, 1976
"I suppose we'll have to give them credit for being the first in our block to adopt a simplified lifestyle"
January 14, 1976
"Federal Water Pollution Control Act of 1972"
