July 2, 1986
"Avoid any political discussion that might lead to inviting each other to step out back"
February 9, 1986
Oil glut
January 22, 1986
"Here comes the judge..."
January 3, 1986
"Texas celebrates its 150th birthday this year"
October 20, 1985
"Texas consitiutional admendment roundup"
July 24, 1985
"I hate emotional issues bubba"
June 17, 1985
"Interested in a time sharing plan in a spacious warm climate igloo located near beautiful glen rose?"
June 2, 1985
"Hey eleven out of sixteen's not bad"
February 22, 1985
"Texas prison report, $870,000,000 needed for prisons"
January 29, 1985
"They couldn’t agree on Negotiable offensive ingredients"
January 16, 1985
"I can give you six or seven for this one"
January 8, 1985
"Water Crisis"
October 12, 1984
"Texas Utilities"
April 29, 1984
"You know what will happen if you insist on putting those things on here? Every Tom, Dick and Harry will want to ride"
September 15, 1983
"Don’t worry, folks as chief law officer of the state of Texas, I aim to track this thing down"
August 28, 1983
"Texas"
August 23, 1983
"It makes you wonder about the level of competency on the committee studying Texas education"
August 3, 1983
"Hey Warden, it appears we may be getting some new auto license shop workers who already have some experience in the business"
June 6, 1983
"About ready to place your order? They’ll be going up next year"
May 27, 1983
"There's no food or water in here, but it looks like we can make some interesting decisions"
May 16, 1983
"Throw in another intermission"
May 12, 1983
"If we don’t thin them out, they might become a nuisance"
May 6, 1983
"Now that's my kind of seasonal adjustment figure"
April 26, 1983
"Texas Grand Old Party (GOP)"
