April 5, 1983
"Governor White's no new taxes for Texas Diet"
March 30, 1983
"House"
March 10, 1983
"You guys are not gonna believe this, but I think I've found a simple solution to our water problem…"
February 23, 1983
"Let's try it this way- we save up a litte watter to thrown in and make a wish for money to solve out water problems"
January 18, 1983
"The P.U.C on the line and got a few messages"
November 17, 1982
"I put some goodies in your pot now, see? And then ext year when I tell you what I want , I expect you to be a good ol boy , ok?"
November 10, 1982
"Caught in the windfall profits tax act"
September 8, 1982
"Here's a notice about the pickup schedule our service is unchanged there will be no pickup on Monday, Tuesday Wednesday Thursday Friday Saturday or Sunday"
July 2, 1982
"It’s a miracle!"
February 24, 1982
"Religion politics the universe relativity"
January 1, 1982
"Groundhog day arrives early this year"
September 13, 1981
"Dear 12th District Voter"
August 11, 1981
"It's his version of the Mexican Hat Dance - Unfortunately , thats my hat"
July 16, 1981
"We're going to take that dirty shirt right off the back of Little Tex and run it through the regular cycle using the amzazing formula 'Legislato'"
June 9, 1981
"Describe the Texas Legislature ? Well it’s a timid little creature that can't even stick up for itself when its faced with stuff like restricting."
May 21, 1981
"He's going to help me get rid of all my ugly cellulite"
May 12, 1981
"Want to hear an interesting theory? If I hadn't been here, you wouldn't have heard it fall"
April 14, 1981
"Louisiana - Arkansas anti-Texas racing lobby"
March 20, 1981
"Isn't that ol'bossy"
February 16, 1981
"The sky is rising"
January 16, 1981
"Here's a big stack of ethics reform bills , billy"
December 16, 1980
"You know, Janey, I miss the political whirlwind"
February 14, 1980
"Alleged Insurance Scam"
May 22, 1979
"Wanted (12) killers bees (twelve)"
